Mission Statement

Secrets: everyone has them.

They help us avoid uncomfortable siutations, such as expressing our honest opinions about someone.

But what happens when you try to hide something bigger than yourself? No matter how many people you lie to or how much evidence surrounding it you destroy, the truth will always come out one way or another.

That is where we come in.

The Office is a shadow organization tasked with supressing any knowledge sent by our clients through letters, which are stored in our many safe houses for archival purposes.

If you have anything you want to keep hidden, contact us here.